hello fellas.hao jiu bu jian~

lama sial tak menulis.ni semua gara-gara telekom Malaysia yang pandai sangat tak contact kontraktor streamyx dia sampai kitorang naek hantu dah.

oi oi fellas. pe kabau korang heh? finally gua telah pun selamat bermastatutin di shah alam setelah 3 tahun duduk kat penang. thanks penang sebab telah menambah lagi pengalaman dan kenangan gua.nanti ada masa gua datang sana lagik hokeh.gua nak makan nasik kandar berator lagik!

dalam masa gua tak berblogging ni banyak gak perkara dah jadi.

hapdet 1:

gua dengan princess bertambah bahgia.gua dapat tengok muka beliau banyak kali woh.ahahaha suka suka.naek motor kecik gua ke bangi tayar bocor ape jadah semua pon gua sanggup.janji gua dapat tengok muka princess gua yang hen piaoliang bak kata gua di dalam kelas mandarin.gua bleh makan dengan beliau,gua bleh tengok movie dengan beliau,gua bleh jalan-jalan dengan beliau,dan gua bleh tengok beliau teruja melihatkan sepasang selipar kaler purple.hehehe*tapi gua tak sempat tengok talentime dengan princess la.takpe princess,nanti kita beli DVD hokeh?*

hapdet 2:

kehidupan gua sebagai seorang ultras tegar pun semakin menjadi-jadi.bermula dengan Malaysia vs Indonesia di mana gua mengetuai chant f*** you ke atas pemain Indonesia bernombor enam.kemuncak Malaysia vs Manchester United gua lagi suka.ultras femes satu Malaysia seyh setelah berjaya memerahkan muka setan-setan yang dah sedia merah.Malaysia vs China gua berjaya menakutkan sekelompok manusia dari sana dengan cara duduk atas palang,pakai serkup muka, nyanyi macam nak mengamuk.muahahaha *tapi last-last aman damai gak.tengah game jek panas.*

mamat pegang hailer tu gua ar.wahaha *credit to HMC whatsupbro sebab sudi amek pic ni*

tapi kehidupan ultras gua bertambah satu lagik perkara baru.gua ingat ada ultras Malaya jek.rupanya fakulti gua pon ada ultras? gua jumpa ultras nih masa final Liga UiTM, Fac Chem Eng vs Fac Sport Rec, yang berkesudahan tewas 1-0 sebab players fac gua pancit masa masuk second half.

sebahagian ultras yang terdiri daripada golongan neraka's enjin.

hapdet 3:

dulu mamat ni senyum pon tak reti.lepas tu beliau menunjukkan perkembangan dengan senyum sambil terlentang.sekarang:

meniarap plak dah~hahaha

hapdet 4:

gua malas betol la lab report melimpah-limpah ni.waduhhh~

lapar

air batu campur+ ais krim. stadium bandaraya penang

cendol pulut + cucur udang. jalan tunku kurshiah negeri sembilan


dedua mende kat atas tu sedap seh.tak tipu punya.


adeh.lapar giler sial.

what a day

aku rasa ni post aku yang first sejak mensudahkan study aku kat utara.sory ah late update.umah takde net ar.now helping my uncle kat cybercafe beliau kat kota tinggi.maka internet is UNLIMITED (kompem cik princess suka keadaan begini kalau wujud di rumah beliau.kihkihkih)

arini bukan ape.saje nak menulis pasal semalam yang hangat.macam-macam jadik seh.

-cc neh ada la beberapa pengunjung setia.regular customer orang panggil.n one of them ada la sorang budak ting-tong yang suka sangat tengok aku bwat keje kat pc n laptop aku.tah ape kes dia g mampus la aku xnak amek tau.jangan kau tetiba acu pisau kat leher aku time aku bwat keje sudah.nak dijadikan cerita,dia boleh plak g curik mp3 player customer laen kat cc neh.pastu tak mau ngaku,kantoi plak dgn aku.maka makan la penangan hikayat merong mahawangsa pencak ke-tiga perpuluhan lima.

-dah tutup cc,nak kemas-kemas aku bantai la dgr bunyik SRRETTTT kat luar.aku pandang belakang nampak la bunga api atas jalan raya.sebab aku tau malam ni bukan malam raya,aku berlari la dengan yakinnya ke arah bunga api.nah,seorang jejaka tak dikenali terbaring atas jalan raya.aku memanfaatkan ilmu kecemasan dengan mengangkat beliau dari tengah jalan raya,longgarkan baju dan seluar,rasa nadi yang masih ada,pangku kepala dan panggil beliau sambil check kalau-kalau ada patah riuk ke luka parah ke hape ke.tapi sudah sampai janji Tuhan,beliau meninggal dunia kat pangkuan aku.dengan bantuan mamat prihatin yang juga tak dikenali,dikejarkanlah mamat tu ke hospital.member dia gtau dia nak ke kedai membeli sabun selepas menge-call bini nya sebab esok nak mandi tak ade sabun.maka sah lah kompem dia mandi ada sabun.kesian gua kat bini dia beb.

(tapi yang aku tak puas hati,bila orang datang kerumun tapi tolong tengok jek.bukan nak tolong ngangkat orang tu alih dari tengah jalan.nak kena aku panggil jugak?kang lempang sekor-sekor pakai sandal kang tak ultras la aku.they need more eductaion about first aid and also how to have reflex action when situation needs it.)

-sampai umah,kaklong pulak nak terbersalin.adeh tak pentau aku jadik nya?tunggu punya tunggu,aku balik la dulu.pastu kaklong pon selamat melahirkan seorang baby boy yang super comel yang menurut banglong aku namanya ialah Muhammad Aniq Irfan bin Khairul Fahmi.(pergh dulu gua maen meriam dgn dia aleh-aleh skang dah ada anak.gua punya turn gua tak tau.tanya cik princess ar.keh keh keh)

ultras at work.hahaha

what a day kan.pergh~

apakah tandanya bila wardrobe aku kosong?

hahaha~

kisah orang dengan cerminnya

kadang-kadang aku ada pikior,ngape le ada orang yang wujud kat dunia ni tak gheti nak paham bahase melayu.nak kata bukan melayu,kemain baek le dulu nye yob..tapi skaghang ni perangai mengalahkan bola getah yob..pantang dicuit melantunnya hamboih kemain tinggi lagi.yakin bebenor dia tu betoi,oghang laen negor ke hape ke semuanya salah yob..kalau ada headfon yang DJ pakai tu ada le yang nutup telinga,dah lama beli yob..ni mungkin tak gheti berceghemin gamoknya.ceghemin lame pechoh dah tak ngape le yob..ceghemin baghu lawo dah lawo,tapi deme yang pakei ceghemin tu nengok diri sendiri macam sempurna abeh,macam tughun dari kayangan.kesian pulak kat ceghemin tu ekekeke..

tak sedor diri gamak nye dia mcaghik pasei dulu.ghope macam nyamuk yang kecik tu,bunuhnye gune bazooka.pegang bazooka memang nampak hebat belake yob..takut yahudi dibuatnye ekekeke..tapi kalau dah gitu ghope tak ke sedor oghang nampak deme tu oghang panggei "insecurity" lekat kat badan ye tak yob...ekekeke..

yob,aku ghase aku nak praktis terjah le.mana tau buleh terjah oghang lagok macam mark viduka ke..ekekeke..

p/s:sabar sayang.tak ada maknanya dia nak bersetuju dengan kita.kalau dah tinggi sangat takutnya tu jadi macam tu la.dia lupa beli cermin yang berkualiti agaknya.hahaha

couple meme

ini idea datang dari sini. sepatutnya it have been done before.sorry princess saya lambat.
but anyway, siap jugak dalam tempoh satu malam.heheh.

Tell us about the first time you met and your first impression of her:

I actually met her for the first time in our high school. We’re on the same batch but eventually she studied there until form 3 only, so I didn’t have the chance to know her more. Since I’m not a huge fan of girls at my schooldays (plus I’m in the class of “budak-budak terpinggir”), honestly I don’t have any special impression towards her when I first met her. But luckily, she came back to the school and I spend my time lepak with her, I get her phone number and we didn’t lose contact, which resulting: Yay, we are together now!

What’s a weird habit or quirk that she has?
Having cat phobia is not weird in the first place. But what made that weird is she doesn’t even afraid of snakes. Hehe

What makes her happy?
Foods. Books. Good musics. Afiq Ilham. Me. =P

What makes her sad?
Those celaka people. KNNBCCB.

What makes her angry?
Stupid people. Stupid services. Stupid remixes of her fav songs.Ignorance.

What excites her?
OAG. Oasis’ laksa. Me coming to her workplace. =P

Tell us something funny about her
When she finds a shop which shows the beautiful bags and dresses, she will stop and stand up there, which she still doesn’t move when I pulled her hand. Another funny thing is the reaction when she swallows the kuah of her fav laksa. But I found both things as cute and I like it~

What’s she like at home?
Macam orang duduk rumah la. Wears tshirts and tracksuits/tshirt labuh sampai ke lutut. Depending on her location.

What’s she like at work/school?
Baju kurung. Cantik wa cakap sama lu.

Describe her room
Her room at vista is quite messy i guess. Because she sleeps at the living room meh.

What’s her best friend like?
Her very bestfriend is Shahnaz Md.Nor. very girly-happy-go-lucky type. But they are not like any other best friends. Seems they are having scandal eyh?

Have you met her exes?
Not yet.

Do her parents like you?
I really don’t know and I really wish for it to become good.

What’s the first thing she would do or say if she fell down and scraped their knee:
“Adu du du duh.”

What would she do in an emergency situation with other people involved?
“Hubby go and help him/her please. Hurry!”

Which shop would she spend the most time at in a shopping mall?
Borders/MPH.

What would she have for a typical breakfast?
Nasi Lemak from Kampung Baru. Made by her grandma.

Where would she want to go for dinner?
Let’s say, anywhere serves good food?

What kind of movie would she choose at the cinema?
Random. Transformers boleh, Talentime boleh, Upin Ipin pun boleh.

Describe her taste in music:
Rock (indie or mainstream). Emo. O Re Piya. Heheh

What is she good at?
Scrabble. HRs matters. Attracting babies and kids to like her.

What is she totally horrible at?
Handling darkness. I really hope that in future i’m no longer can teman her within phone calls, but to teman her in person.

What’s something that you two fundamentally disagree on?
Huih.banyak.

What’s something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?
Huih. Laaaagi banyak. Especially: food matter. Hahaha

kan aku dah bilang.bab makan, kami berdua sangat bagus.

Why would she succeed in life?
She is a very strong and brilliant person. Plus sangat baik hati.

What is the coolest gift that she has ever given you?
Her presence in my life. Definitely and no doubt ‘bout it.

What does she avoid at all costs?
When i’m going back to Penang. Mau avoid tapi how meh. (lucky it’s two weeks left now.happy!)

What does she spend the most money on?
Sekali lagi, makan dan buku.

Describe her typical sunday:
Duduk rumah. Kemas rumah. YM before going back to Kampung Baru.

Why would she be dangerous?
Artists, do not screw her fav songs. Restaurants, do not give bad service.

What’s something about her that would surprise all of her friends?
She looks like a girl right now. Orang kata dulu tak.

What do you love most about her?
I love most about her: Her. EVERYTHING. Do not have doubt on these.

The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your soulmate:
She is the one that taught me the real meaning of life, and the real meaning of living together as a couple. She shows me how’s it like to have good understanding towards each other, and I enjoy every seconds of us as a couple. Our chemistry, our bonds, really means a lot, as she means a lot to me. Definitely the best thing to achieve after this: numbers of anniversaries akan bertambah-tambah semakin banyak, dan banyak, dan banyak, till we grew old.


I’m doing this meme for the princess of my heart, Azreena Ooi. I love you most princess~

seremban.sekejap.

balek rumah,jumpa family.tapi sekejap sangat.

balek rumah,jumpa princess

balek rumah,tengok bola

balek rumah,jumpa geng HMCians

so

balek rumah=tak duduk rumah.hahahahaha

ingat tak dulu aku ada cakap pasal afiq ilham tak reti senyum? nampaknya beliau telah menunjukkan perkembangan positip.buktinya:

sape laaa cikgu dia nih.hahahaha.suka kamera ye adek?makin tembam kauuuu~

p/s:ibu masak sedap woh.now mau tunggu princess plak nak masak.beliau sudah janji woh.tak sabarrrrrr~

rindu rumah.rindu princess.rindu adek afiq.nak balekkkkkkkkkkkk~